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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2006
     
    Dear Cold,

    You have overstayed your welcome. It is time to leave and infect some other unlucky defenseless person.

    Sincerely,
    Me

    **************

    Dear Silvert's,

    You sent me the wrong dress. I ordered a white one with little blue flowers. You sent me a god-awful ugly bright purpley-pink moo moo with huge flowers on it. I am not an old lady QUITE yet. You should pay for the freakin' postage when I return it, you losers!!!

    Sincerely,
    Me
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeOct 22nd 2006
     
    Well, no one is adding to this so I'll just keep going. Try it sometime, it's good to vent!

    Dear Dollarama,

    Why do you have to sell those packages of maple cream sandwich cookies for only ONE DOLLAR??

    Sincerely,
    Breaking Her Diet Again
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    Dear Dollarama,

    Why on Earth would you rid yor store of everything Halloween, a week BEFORE Halloween and put up Christmas stuff? I need Halloween tablecloths dammit!

    Sincerly,
    The Dance must have tablecloths!
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2006
     
    Dear Animal Hospital,

    Why do you need to make me feel so guilty for not wanting to pay all this extra money for things that shouldn't be necessary? I just want my cats spayed. I don't want to pay $300 more for all the little "extras" you make me feel I need if I'm a GOOD pet owner. So I sign waivers and leave feeling like a BAD MOTHER.

    Sincerely,
    Loves her cats but isn't rich
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeOct 29th 2006 edited
     
    Dear Lush.ca:

    Why.... why do you have to exist and make it so easy to shop in my pajamas?

    Sincerely,
    Really isn't rich now.
    • CommentAuthorchef_garry
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2006
     
    Chef to self: this is very strange.
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    Dear Jason and Sheldon,
    Why can't you just put your mailing address on the website so I can mail you this Thank you Card? Why must you make me hunt you down and seek it out?

    Sincerely,
    I'm not a good stalker. :rasta:
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2006
     
    Dear Chef Garry,

    Strange and silly.

    Love,
    Me
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2006
     
    Dear Procrastination,

    I am your Bitch, you so own me.

    Sincerely,
    One-more-coffee
    • CommentAuthorJoi
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2006
     
    Dear little halloween chocolate bars;
    You are ruining my diet, thanks alot...you suck.

    Sincerely,
    Wunderbars are my friend
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    Dear Stork & Mother Nature,
    Stork, how dare you put me in a place where winter lasts half the year, I am NOT snow friendly, I am freezing!
    Mother Nature, couldn't you lighten up on me a bit? I hear this is a mild winter--but I'm freezing!
    What will I do in JANUARY!?

    Signed,
    Shivering my tooshie off.:cry:
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2006
     
    Dear Wheat, Sugar and Dairy,

    Do you miss me? It's been TWO WEEKS!

    Almost through the withdrawals,
    Donna
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    Dear Self,
    You KNOW home hair dye does you wrong. You KNOW your hair dresser is your family member and WILL see your hair mistake. And now you know what you look like--with purple hair.
    *sniff* My brunette days are gone...for a few months. :cry:

    Signed,
    Do Prune Heads Have More Fun?
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      CommentAuthorDonna
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2006
     
    Dear Stifled Violet,

    That made me snort my water out my nose! :rolling:

    Signed,
    Thanks for the laugh.
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      CommentAuthorKit
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2007
     
    Dear Couples Massage,
    Why did you end? It was beautiful what we had, yet, the time flew by so quickly. Do you think we'll ever get to meet again? I miss you already. . .

    Signed,
    New Found Love of Massage
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    Dear Groundhog,
    I've got your winter supply of nuts, I will return them when you see your shadow. If you do not see your shadow, just tell the guy in the top hat that you do and your nuts will be safe. If you do not make spring come, I swear to Spongebob your nuts will never see the light of your digestive tract.

    Sincerly,
    SICK OF WINTER!
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    Dear Groundhog,
    I don't play games, you wanna play with fire? You're gonna get burned. I gave your nuts to the squirrel next door--that's right, the one who stole your woman.

    Signed,
    I told you didn't I?



    I've lost my funny.
    • CommentAuthorJoi
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2007
     
    Dear Vegas,

    I love you dearly, your fabulous lights, wonderful food and amazing musical shows with bare chested buff men...sigh :wink:.

    Signed,
    I wanna be a showgirl

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